Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 20th January 2003

Dilbert//5028, first published 23 years ago on Monday 20th January 2003

Tags

bad person crud despicable loathesome rehearsed walks with dog unethical

Official transcript

Dilbert and Dogbert are walking outside. Dilbert says, "I work for an unethical company. Does that make me a bad person?"

Dogbert replies, "You're loathsome and despicable. If crud were shoes, you would be the crud in the crud's shoes."

Dilbert and Dogbert are sitting on stones in a field. Dilbert asks, "Why did that seem rehearsed?"

Dogbert responds, "That's all I think about when we go for walks."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I WORK FOR AN UNETHICAL COMPANY.

DOES THAT MAKE ME A BAD PERSON?

YOU'RE LOATHSOME AND DESPICABLE.

IF CRUD WORE SHOES, YOU WOULD BE THE CRUD IN THE CRUD'S SHOES.

WHY DID THAT SEEM REHEARSED?

THAT'S ALL I THINK ABOUT WHEN WE GO FOR WALKS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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