Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 23rd January 2003

Dilbert//5031, first published 23 years ago on Thursday 23rd January 2003

Tags

lazy beaver excuses doesnt return calls making excuses more jobs future jobs scamming both sdies

Official transcript

Dilbert points to a slide of the beaver and says, "The project is behind schedule because our contractor is a lazy beaver."

Dilbert says to The Boss, "For a while he was making up excuses. Now, he doesn't return calls."

The Boss replies, "What's your plan?"

Dilbert says, "I hope to get him back to making up excuses by promising him more jobs in the future."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE PROJECT IS BEHIND SCHEDULE BECAUSE OUR CONTRACTOR IS A LAZY BEAVER.

FOR A WHILE HE WAS MAKING UP EXCUSES. NOW, HE DOESN'T RETURN CALLS.

WHAT'S YOUR PLAN?

I HOPE TO GET HIM BACK TO MAKING UP EXCUSES BY PROMISING HIM MORE JOBS IN THE FUTURE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

Accompanying textual content, such as title, tags and transcripts, is shown here if we have it. Not every comic has all of these, and they seem to be a bit hit and miss even on the official website.