Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 25th January 2003

Dilbert//5033, first published 23 years ago on Saturday 25th January 2003

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decompose digits million dollars planned obsolescene upgarde upgrade now version newest software

Official transcript

Dilbert is meeting with a salesman. The salesman says, "For only a million dollars, you can upgrade to our newest software version."

The salesman continues, "Or you can slowly decompose in the miasma of our planned obsolescence."

Dilbert says, "We can't afford to upgrade now."

The salesman holds up a device and replies, "Say goodbye to the digits three and nine."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

FOR ONLY A MILLION DOLLARS, YOU CAN UPGRADE TO OUR NEWEST SOFTWARE VERSION.

OR YOU CAN SLOWLY DECOMPOSE IN THE MIASMA OF OUR PLANNED OBSOLESCENCE.

WE CAN'T AFFORD TO UPGRADE NOW.

SAY GOODBYE TO THE DIGITS THREE AND NINE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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