Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 27th January 2003

Dilbert//5035, first published 23 years ago on Monday 27th January 2003

Tags

bailing on project ensure survival loser pill rejected by wally pill therapy therapist psychology

Official transcript

Wally says to Dilbert, "I'm bailing out of your project; it has the scent of failure."

As Wally walks away, he adds, "I will attach myself to a more successful host to ensure my survival."

Dilbert is lying on a therapist's couch. He says, "Do you have a pill for someone who gets rejected by Wally?"

The therapist replies, "A loser pill?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M BAILING OUT OF YOUR PROJECT: IT HAS THE SCENT OF FAILURE.

I WILL ATTACH MYSELF TO A MORE SUCCESSFUL HOST TO ENSURE MY SURVIVAL.

DO YOU HAVE A PILL FOR SOMEONE WHO GETS REJECTED BY WALLY?

A LOSER PILL?

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