Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 23rd February 2003

Dilbert//5062, first published 23 years ago on Sunday 23rd February 2003

Tags

strategy meetng value input administrative assistant global domination engineers gocce filters popcorn bags pantyhouse foot on pantyhose coffeee filter

Official transcript

The Boss approaches Carol and says, "Carol, come to my strategy meeting."

The Boss continues, "You're only a secretary, but I value your input."

Carol exclaims, "I'm an administrative assistant!!!"

As they're walking to the meeting, Carol thinks, "Chimp."

The Boss thinks, "Bad secretary."

The Boss addresses the meeting, "Does anyone have any strategic ideas for global domination?"

Carol responds, "The engineers keep using our coffee filters as popcorn bags. That has to stop."

Alice stands and yells, "If you ordered enough filters, I would need to use the foot of my pantyhose to make coffee every day!"

As they're walking out of the meeting, Wally says to Dilbert, "I'm adding that to the list of things I don't want to think about."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CAROL, COME TO MY STRATEGY MEETING.

YOU'RE ONLY A SECRETARY, BUT I VALUE YOUR INPUT.

I'M AN ADMINISTRATIVE - ISTANTITI CHIMP BAD SECRETARY.

DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY STRATEGIC IDEAS FOR GLOBAL DOMINATION?

THE ENGINEERS KEEP USING OUR COFFEE FILTERS AS POPCORN BAGS. THAT HAS GOT TO STOP.

IF YOU ORDERED ENOUGH FILTERS, I WOULDN'T NEED TO USE THE FOOT OF MY PANTYHOSE TO MAKE COFFEE EVERY DAY!

I'M ADDING THAT TO THE LIST OF THINGS I DON'T WANT TO THINK ABOUT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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