Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 11th March 2003

Dilbert//5078, first published 23 years ago on Tuesday 11th March 2003

Tags

meeting scheduled secretary moron doesn't respect stuck in traffic business

Official transcript

The Boss approaches Carol and asks, "Carol, where's my ten o'clock?"

Carol responds, "He said he'd be late because you're a moron and he doesn't respect you."

The Boss' appointment comes in and asks Carol, "Did you tell him I was stuck in traffic?"

Carol responds, "It's not always about you."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CAROL, WHERE'S MY TEN O'CLOCK?

HE SAID HE'D BE LATE BECAUSE YOU'RE A MORON AND HE DOESN'T RESPECT YOU.

DID YOU TELL HIM I WAS STUCK IN TRAFFIC?

IT'S NOT ALWAYS ABOUT YOU.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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