Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 11th March 2003

Dilbert//5078, first published 23 years ago on Tuesday 11th March 2003

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meeting scheduled secretary moron doesn't respect stuck in traffic business

Official transcript

The Boss approaches Carol and asks, "Carol, where's my ten o'clock?"

Carol responds, "He said he'd be late because you're a moron and he doesn't respect you."

The Boss' appointment comes in and asks Carol, "Did you tell him I was stuck in traffic?"

Carol responds, "It's not always about you."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CAROL, WHERE'S MY TEN O'CLOCK?

HE SAID HE'D BE LATE BECAUSE YOU'RE A MORON AND HE DOESN'T RESPECT YOU.

DID YOU TELL HIM I WAS STUCK IN TRAFFIC?

IT'S NOT ALWAYS ABOUT YOU.

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Late Again"

Summary:

The comic strip features Carol, a character from the popular "Dilbert" series, who is known for her sarcastic and witty remarks. In this strip, Carol is late for work and is confronted by her boss, who is not amused by her tardiness.

Panel 1:

• Carol is shown sitting at her desk, looking at the clock and saying, "Carol, where's my ten o'clock?"
• Her boss is standing behind her, looking at her with a stern expression.

Panel 2:

• Carol responds to her boss's question by saying, "He said he'd be late because you're a moron and he doesn't respect you."
• Her boss looks shocked and offended by Carol's comment.

Panel 3:

• The boss asks Carol if she told him she was stuck in traffic, to which Carol replies, "It's not always about you."
• The boss looks even more shocked and offended by Carol's response.

Overall:

The comic strip showcases Carol's sharp wit and sarcasm, as well as her willingness to speak her mind and challenge authority. The strip is likely to resonate with readers who have experienced similar situations in their own workplaces.

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