Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 17th March 2003

Dilbert//5084, first published 23 years ago on Monday 17th March 2003

Tags

brainstorm ideas employee morale enhancement pin the tail boss employees hatred low morale business

Official transcript

The Boss says, "Let's brainstorm ideas for 'Employee Morale-Enhancement Day."

Alice says, "We could play pin the tail on the pointy-haired weasel whose breath smells like feet."

The Boss says to Catbert, "We might need more morale-enhancement days."

Catbert replies, "How about this weekend when I'm not here?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

LET'S BRAINSTORM IDEAS FOR "EMPLOYEE MORALE-ENHANCEMENT DAY." WE COULD PLAY "PIN THE TAIL ON THE POINTY-HAIRED WEASEL WHOSE BREATH SMELLS LIKE FEET." WE MIGHT NEED MORE MORALE - ENHANCEMENT DAYS.

HOW ABOUT THIS WEEKEND WHEN I'M NOT HERE?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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