Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 29th March 2003

Dilbert//5096, first published 23 years ago on Saturday 29th March 2003

Tags

pecking order fool stupid dilbert coffee cup

Official transcript

The Boss stands in front of his manager's desk. The manager yells, "You fool! How could you be so stupid!"

The Boss approaches Dilbert and yells, "You fool! How could you be so stupid!"

Dilbert picks up his coffee mug and yells, "You stupid coffee mug!!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU FOOL! HOW COULD YOU BE 50 STUPID?

YOU FOOL! HOW COULD YOU BE SO STUPID?

YOU STUPID COFFEE MUG!!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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