Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 7th April 2003

Dilbert//5105, first published 23 years ago on Monday 7th April 2003

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dogbert headhunter stock up ceo random upturns make millions changing jobs legal victims

Official transcript

Dogbert sits at a desk. He says into the phone, "This is Dogbert the Headhunter. I noticed that your company's stock is up today."

Dogbert continues, "As CEO, you can take credit for random upturns and make millions by changing jobs."

Dogbert continues, "Ha, ha! Yes, it's legal. In fact, if you write a book, your victims will buy it!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THIS IS DOGBERT THE HEADHUNTER.

I NOTICED THAT YOUR COMPANY'S STOCK IS UP TODAY.

AS CEO, YOU CAN TAKE CREDIT FOR RANDOM UPTURNS AND MAKE MILLIONS BY CHANGING JOBS.

HA, HA! YES, IT'S LEGAL. IN FACT, IF YOU WRITE A BOOK, YOUR VICTIMS WILL BUY IT!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "CEO's Legal Loophole"

Summary:

• Dogbert, the headhunter, notices that the company's stock is up today.
• He suggests that the CEO take credit for random upturns and make millions by changing jobs.
• The CEO agrees, but with a twist: he writes a book about it, and the victims will buy it.

This comic strip highlights the CEO's clever use of a legal loophole to benefit from the company's success, while also showcasing Dogbert's cunning and entrepreneurial spirit.

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