Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 17th April 2003

Dilbert//5115, first published 23 years ago on Thursday 17th April 2003

Tags

mood swings deficit piece of dirt family defect defected worker

Official transcript

The Boss introduces a new co-worker to Dilbert, "Dilbert, this is Irene. I don't yet know what her defect is."

Irene yells, "Stop being rude to me, you piece of dirt!!!"

Irene hugs Dilbert and says, "We're like family now."

The Boss says, "I'm thinking: mood swings."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DIL BERT, THIS IS IRENE. I DON'T YET KNOW WHAT HER DEFECT IS.

STOP BEING RUDE TO ME, YOU PIECE OF DIRT!!!

I'M THINKING: MOOD SWINGS.

WE'RE LIKE FAMILY NOW.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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