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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 29th April 2003

Dilbert//5127, first published 23 years ago on Tuesday 29th April 2003


Tags

corporations ignore jumpy tactics laid off you might be next your imagination


Official transcript

Dilbert is at home. He says to Dogbert, "I'm seeing signs that I might get laid off."

Dogbert responds, "It's probably your imagination. Just ignore them."

Catbert and The Boss are hanging an arrow-shaped sign that reads, "You might be next"

on Dilbert's cubicle. Catbert says, "I have to admit that I like it when they're jumpy."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I'M SEEING SIGNS THAT I MIGHT GET LAID OFF.

IT'S PROBABLY YOUR IMAGINATION.

JUST IGNORE THEM.

I HAVE TO ADMIT THAT I LIKE IT WHEN THEY'RE JUMPY.

YOU MIGHT BE NEXT DILBERT

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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