Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 15th June 2003

Dilbert//5174, first published 23 years ago on Sunday 15th June 2003

Tags

clammy offcie all clammy hands are clammy underpants

Official transcript

The Boss is in his office. He thinks, with a panicked expression on his face, "It's not just my desk; it's the chair, too!"

The Boss stops Dilbert in the hallway and says, "Dilbert, come here!"

The Boss leads Dilbert into his office and says, "Everything in my office feels clammy."

The Boss continues, "I first noticed when I touched my phone.. then my mouse."

The Boss says, "All clammy."

He pauses and then asks, "What could it mean?"

Dilbert responds, "It could mean your hands are clammy."

Dilbert walks away whistling. The Boss calls after him, "You must never speak of this."

At a meeting, Wally turns to The Boss and asks, "Have you ever noticed that everything you sit on feels like underpants?"

Dilbert looks away guiltily.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IT'S NOT JUST MY DESK; IT'S THE CHAIR, TOO!

DILBERT, COME HERE!

EVERYTHING IN MY OFFICE FEELS CLAMMY.

I FIRST NOTICED WHEN I TOUCHED MY PHONE... THEN MY MOUSE.

ALL CLAMMY.

WHAT COULD IT MEAN?

IT COULD MEAN YOUR HANDS ARE CLAMMY.

YOU MUST NEVER SPEAK OF THIS.

HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED THAT EVERYTHING YOU SIT ON FEELS LIKE UNDER PANTS?

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