Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 27th June 2003

Dilbert//5186, first published 23 years ago on Friday 27th June 2003

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record loss press release ceo stepped down 100 million tenure shareholders bought stock

Official transcript

Dilbert is working on his computer. Wally is standing behind him. Dilbert says, "Here's the press release about our record loss."

Dilbert reads, "The CEO stepped down after earning more than $100 million more than the company itself during his tenure."

Dilbert continues reading, "In a message to shareholders, he said, 'Ha ha! Maybe you should have bought stock in me!! Who's your daddy?!!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HERE'S THE PRESS RELEASE ABOUT OUR RECORD LOSS.

"THE CEO STEPPED DOWN AFTER EARNING $100 MILLION MORE THAN THE COMPANY ITSELF DURING HIS TENURE." "IN A MESSAGE TO SHAREHOLDERS, HE SAID, 'HA HA! MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT STOCK IN ME!!

WHO'S YOUR DADDY?!!'*

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