Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 7th July 2003

Dilbert//5196, first published 23 years ago on Monday 7th July 2003

Tags

company website binder easier refernce tarnslate make easier alert dictionary easy stupider

Official transcript

The Boss approaches Carol and says, "Carol, print out our company web site and put it in a binder for easier reference."

Carol replies, "Okay, and I'll also translate it into Klingon to make it even easier."

Carol continues, "And I'll alert the dictionary makers that 'easier' means 'stupider.'"

The Boss responds, "Keep them out of this."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CAROL, PRINT OUT OUR COMPANY WEB SITE AND PUT IT IN A BINDER FOR EASIER REFERENCE.

OKAY. AND I'LL ALSO TRANSLATE IT INTO KLINGON TO MAKE IT EVEN EASIER.

AND I'LL ALERT THE DICTIONARY MAKERS THAT "EASIER" MEANS STUPIDER.

KEEP THEM OUT OF THIS.

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