Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 9th July 2003

Dilbert//5198, first published 23 years ago on Wednesday 9th July 2003

Tags

new corporate code report immediately señor management ship prodcuts defective take care lying report you

Official transcript

The Boss addresses a meeting, "If you see anyone violating the new corporate code of ethics, report it immediately."

Dilbert raises his hand and says, "I'd like to report our senior management for telling us to ship products that we know are defective."

The Boss responds, "Yes, I will take care of that."

Dilbert waves one hand, points his finger at The Boss with the other, and says, "Oooh! Oooh! Lying!!! I report you!!!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IF YOU SEE ANYONE VIOLATING THE NEW CORPORATE CODE OF ETHICS, REPORT IT IMMEDIATELY.

I'D LIKE TO REPORT OUR SENIOR MANAGEMENT FOR TELLING US TO SHIP PRODUCTS THAT WE KNOW ARE DEFECTIVE.

YES. I WILL TAKE CARE OF THAT.

! !

LYING!!!

I REPORT YOU!!!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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