Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 13th July 2003

Dilbert//5202, first published 23 years ago on Sunday 13th July 2003

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technology strategy not written yet doesn't exist duh duh to infinity

Official transcript

The Boss comes into Dilbert's cubicle and says, "Dilbert, write up our technology strategy."

Dilbert replies, "Okay."

He pauses and then asks, "What's our strategy?"

The Boss says, "How should I know? It's not written yet."

He pauses and then adds, "Duh!"

Dilbert turns and says, "How can I write about something that doesn't exist?"

He pauses and then adds, "Duh!"

The Boss replies, "It will exist, as soon as you write it."

He pauses and then adds, "Duh!"

The Boss and Dilbert exchange "Duhs:"

The Boss says, "Duh!"

Dilbert responds, "Duh!"

The Boss says, "Duh!"

Dilbert responds, "Duh!"

The Boss says, "Duh!"

Dilbert responds, "Duh!"

The Boss turns to leave and says, "Just do it."

The Boss thinks to himself, "Double duh."

Dilbert responds, "Whatever."

Dilbert thinks to himself, "Duh to infinity."

Dilbert faces his computer and thinks, "If my company stock had any value, I'd be selling it right now."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

, WRITE UP OUR TECHNOLOGY STRATEGY.

OKAY, WHAT'S OUR STRATEGY?

HOW SHOULD I KNOW? IT'S NOT WRITTEN YET.

DUH!

HOW CAN I WRITE ABOUT SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T EXIST?

IT WILL EXIST, AS SOON AS YOU WRITE IT.

DUH!

DUH!

DUH!

DUH!

DUH!

DUH!) =9.

DUH!

JUST DO IT DOUBLE, DUH WHATEVER DUH TO INFINITY IF MY COMPANY STOCK HAD ANY VALUE, I'D BE SELLING IT NOW

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