Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 22nd July 2003

Dilbert//5211, first published 23 years ago on Tuesday 22nd July 2003

Tags

mandatory online training system crashed retake training

Official transcript

"You're the only one who hasn't finished the mandatory online six sigma training."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO HASN'T FINISHED THE MANDATORY ONLINE SIX SIGMA TRAINING.

I FINISHED IT, BUT THE SYSTEM CRASHED BEFORE IT STORED MY DATA.

THIS IS WHEN YOU SAY, "THERE'S NO NEED TO RETAKE THE TRAINING.

I'LL JUST CHECK OFF YOUR NAME." ARE YOU NEW ON THIS PLANET?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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