Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 26th July 2003

Dilbert//5215, first published 23 years ago on Saturday 26th July 2003

Tags

subatomic particle statisfied cutomers arthur quark george meaon signed certificate

Official transcript

"For five hundred dollars, I'll name a subatomic particle after you."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

FOR FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS, I'LL NAME A SUBATOMIC PARTICLE AFTER YOU.

SOME OF MY SATISFIED CUSTOMERS INCLUDE ARTHUR C. QUARK, AND GEORGE MESON.

IT COMES WITH AN UNSIGNED CERTIFICATE!

I LIKE 'EM CLEAN.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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