Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 29th July 2003

Dilbert//5218, first published 23 years ago on Tuesday 29th July 2003

Tags

price quote every expense alice side agreement hidden costs customer punch vendor freaking weasel

Official transcript

"As you requested, this price quote includes absolutely every expense you'll incur!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

AS YOU REQUESTED, THIS PRICE QUOTE INCLUDES ABSOLUTELY EVERY EXPENSE YOU'LL INCUR!

IF THAT'S TRUE, YOU WON'T MIND SIGNING THE "ALICE SIDE AGREEMENT." "IN THE EVENT OF HIDDEN COSTS, CUSTOMER WILL REPEATEDLY PUNCH VENDOR WHILE YELLING 'YOU FREAKING WEASEL!'" PEN?

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