Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 2nd August 2003

Dilbert//5222, first published 23 years ago on Saturday 2nd August 2003

Tags

pointy haired takeover should report secret got out extra money

Official transcript

"Our goal is nothing less than a complete takeover of pointy-haired Carl's software division."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR GOAL IS NOTHING LESS THAN A COMPLETE TAKEOVER OF POINTY- HAIRED CARL'S SOFTWARE DIVISION.

WE'LL START SECRETLY DOING THEIR JOBS IN ADDITION TO OUR OWN THEN I'LL ARGUE THAT THEY SHOULD REPORT TO ME.

HYPOTHETICALLY, IF THE SECRET GOT OUT, WOULD WE STOP WORKING TWICE AS HARD FOR NO EXTRA MONEY?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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