Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 4th August 2003

Dilbert//5224, first published 23 years ago on Monday 4th August 2003

Tags

website customer success closest things complaint letters few words kick to kiss change context reviews technology

Official transcript

"Tina, we need some customer success stories for the web site."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TINA, WE NEED SOME CUSTOMER SUCCESS STORIES FOR THE WEB SITE.

THE CLOSEST THINGS WE HAVE ARE THESE COMPLAINT LETTERS.

JUST CHANGE A FEW WORDS.

CHANGE "KICK" TO "KISS" AND THIS ONE IS DONE, ALBEIT DISTURBINGLY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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