Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 6th August 2003

Dilbert//5226, first published 23 years ago on Wednesday 6th August 2003

Tags

description projected course impossible uncertainty principle understand project know cost

Official transcript

"I need a description of your project and its projected cost."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I NEED A DESCRIPTION OF YOUR PROJECT AND ITS PROJECTED COST.

THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.

THE PROJECT UNCERTAINTY PRINCIPLE SAYS THAT IF YOU UNDERSTAND A PROJECT, YOU WON'T KNOW ITS COST, AND VICE VERSA.

YOU JUST MADE THAT UP.

THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT WRONG.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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