Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 12th August 2003

Dilbert//5232, first published 23 years ago on Tuesday 12th August 2003

Tags

budget request priority highest priority mockery low priority

Official transcript

What is the priority of your budget request?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHAT IS THE PRIORITY OF YOUR BUDGET REQUEST?

HIGHEST OF THE HIGH.

EVERYONE RATED THEIR OWN BUDGET NEEDS "HIGHEST PRIORITY." IT IS A MOCKERY OF THE PRIORITY SYSTEM!

NAME ONE THING THAT EVERYONE WOULD AGREE IS A LOW PRIORITY.

WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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