Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 14th August 2003

Dilbert//5234, first published 23 years ago on Thursday 14th August 2003

Tags

billion dollar product line designed and launched meets expectations high expectations worng

Official transcript

"Alice, this year you single-handedly designed and launched a billion dollar line of new products."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ALICE, THIS YEAR YOU SINGLE-HANDEDLY DESIGNED AND LAUNCHED A BILLION DOLLAR LINE OF NEW PRODUCTS.

FOR THAT ACCOMPLISHMENT, I GIVE YOU THE HIGHLY COVETED "MEETS EXPECTATIONS" DESIGNATION!

ALICE, IF HAVING HIGH EXPECTATIONS OF YOU IS WRONG, THEN I DON'T WANT TO BE RIGHT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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