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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 20th August 2003

Dilbert//5240, first published 23 years ago on Wednesday 20th August 2003


Tags

scolded by employee boss late dumb move irish line dancing mail document late bid


Official transcript

"And you failed at your primary objective of winning a bid for the galatikus job."

"That's because you said you'd deliver the bid on time, but you got seduced by Irish line-dancing lessons and forgot to mail it!"

"I can't believe you're trying to pin the blame on the Irish."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

AND YOU FAILED AT YOUR PRIMARY OBJECTIVE OF WINNING A BID FOR THE GALATIKUS JOB.

THAT'S BECAUSE YOU SAID YOU'D DELIVER THE BID ON TIME, BUT YOU GOT SEDUCED BY IRISH LINE-DANCING LESSONS AND FORGOT TO MAIL IT!

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE TRYING TO PIN THE BLAME ON THE IRISH.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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