Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 28th August 2003

Dilbert//5248, first published 23 years ago on Thursday 28th August 2003

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ask them feeling embarrassed money negotiating with vendors phd right thing thinking of idea

Open source transcript

I HAVE A PHD, SO OBVIOUSLY YOU SHOULD DO WHAT I SAY.

INSTEAD OF NEGOTIATING WITH VENDORS, LET'S JUST TELL THEM HOW MUCH MONEY WE HAVE AND ASK THEM TO DO THE RIGHT THING.

YOU'RE PROBABLY FEELING EMBARRASSED FOR NOT THINKING OF THE IDEA YOURSELF.

MUST.

NOT.

SHAVE PHD.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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