Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 31st August 2003

Dilbert//5251, first published 23 years ago on Sunday 31st August 2003

Tags

reamin annoynomous blank card just like family my card business card

Official transcript

"Hi, I'm Matt. It's my first day here."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HI, I'M MATT IT'S MY FIRST DAY HERE.

I'M DILBERT AND THIS IS.. I'D RATHER NOT SAY.

I PREFER TO REMAIN ANONYMOUS, SO YOU WON'T FEEL COMFORTABLE ASKING ME FOR ANYTHING LATER.

HERE'S MY CARD. IT'S BLANK.

THE PHRASE THAT YOU'RE LEAST LIKELY TO HEAR TODAY IS, "WE'RE JUST LIKE FAMILY.* ARE YOU WORRIED THAT HELL TURN OVER THE CARD AND SEE YOUR NAME?

WAS THAT MY CARD?

I'VE BEEN HANDING THEM OUT FOR YEARS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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