Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 3rd September 2003

Dilbert//5254, first published 23 years ago on Wednesday 3rd September 2003

Tags

can't eat anything fifty choices joined lunch mike the vegan no meat people suffer vegan hunger

Official transcript

"Where do you want to eat?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHERE DO YOU WANT TO EAT?

ANYPLACE.

SUDDENLY, MIKE THE VEGAN POUNCED.

DO YOU MIND IF I JOIN YOU?

SOON, HUNGER STARTED TO SET IN.

NO , I CAN'T EAT AT ANY OF THOSE FIFTY CHOICES. WHAT ELSE DO YOU HAVE?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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