Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 11th September 2003

Dilbert//5262, first published 23 years ago on Thursday 11th September 2003

Tags

created time line identified resources revise timeline re examine thousand ways haven't done anything

Official transcript

"In only one week my project team has created a time line and identified the resources we need."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IN ONLY ONE WEEK MY PROJECT TEAM HAS CREATED A TIME LINE AND IDENTIFIED THE RESOURCES WE NEED.

NEXT WEEK, WE PLAN TO REVISE THE TIME LINE AND REEXAMINE OUR RESOURCE NEEDS.

GOOD WORK.

THERE MUST BE A THOUSAND WAYS TO SAY I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING.

WAIT...

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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