Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 24th September 2003

Dilbert//5275, first published 23 years ago on Wednesday 24th September 2003

Tags

3 page eamil clump of space separate long sentances ambling senttences little curvy thing comma

Official transcript

"I got your three-page e-mail, and I brought you a gift."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I GOT YOUR THREE- PAGE EMAIL, AND I BROUGHT YOU A GIFT.

IT'S A CLUMP OF BLANK SPACE. YOU CAN USE IT TO SEPARATE LONG, RAMBLING, UNRELATED SENTENCES.

NEXT WEEK I'LL INTRODUCE YOU TO A LITTLE CURVY THING THAT I CALL A COMMA.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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