Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 27th September 2003

Dilbert//5278, first published 23 years ago on Saturday 27th September 2003

Tags

network design local trees social skills

Official transcript

"I was an engineer before I got into marketing, so I have a few suggestions for your network design."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I WAS AN ENGINEER BEFORE I GOT INTO MARKETING, SO I HAVE A FEW SUGGESTIONS FOR YOUR NETWORK DESIGN.

GET RID OF THIS CISCO DOOHICKEY, WHATEVER IT IS, AND PUT IT IN A CATAPULT MADE FROM LOCAL TREES.

HAS IT BEEN A WHILE?

AT LEAST I HAVE GOOD SOCIAL SKILLS NOW, YOU DIPWEED.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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