Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 4th October 2003

Dilbert//5285, first published 23 years ago on Saturday 4th October 2003

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different decsions iq 240 intuition and experence chinese astrology

Official transcript

I've noticed that every decision you make is different from what I would have done.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'VE NOTICED THAT EVERY DECISION YOU MAKE IS DIFFERENT FROM WHAT I WOULD HAVE DONE.

MY IQ IS 240. YOUR IQ ASPIRES TO THE THREE- DIGIT RANGE.

I ASSUME THAT YOUR INTUITION AND EXPERIENCE ARE GUIDING YOU.

PLEASE BE THAT.

CHINESE ASTROLOGY!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "IQ and Chinese Astrology"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between two office workers, Dilbert and his boss. The boss, who is sitting at his desk, begins by stating that he has noticed a pattern in Dilbert's decision-making process. He claims that every decision Dilbert makes is different from what he would have done.

Dilbert responds by saying that his IQ is 240, which is significantly higher than the average IQ of 100. He then asks his boss if he assumes that his intuition and experience are guiding him. The boss replies, "Please be that Chinese astrology!"

The comic strip pokes fun at the idea that people often make decisions based on their intuition and experience, rather than relying solely on logic and reason. It also highlights the absurdity of using Chinese astrology as a basis for decision-making. Overall, the comic strip uses humor to comment on the limitations of human intelligence and the importance of considering multiple perspectives when making decisions.

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