Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 4th October 2003

Dilbert//5285, first published 23 years ago on Saturday 4th October 2003

Tags

different decsions iq 240 intuition and experence chinese astrology

Official transcript

I've noticed that every decision you make is different from what I would have done.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'VE NOTICED THAT EVERY DECISION YOU MAKE IS DIFFERENT FROM WHAT I WOULD HAVE DONE.

MY IQ IS 240. YOUR IQ ASPIRES TO THE THREE- DIGIT RANGE.

I ASSUME THAT YOUR INTUITION AND EXPERIENCE ARE GUIDING YOU.

PLEASE BE THAT.

CHINESE ASTROLOGY!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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