Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 24th October 2003

Dilbert//5305, first published 23 years ago on Friday 24th October 2003

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Open source transcript

WHO'S TODAY'S GUEST CARTOONIST?* ...WHEN I FIRST HEARD DILBERT HAD DIED WHILE RUNNING WITH SCISSORS, I, TOO, WAS STUNNED. I TOO, ASKED, "WHAT'S IT ALL MEAN?" THAT 2,247 NEWSPAPER SLOTS ARE NOW WIIIIDE OPEN, BABY!... KA-CHING!

KA-CHING!

... SORRY ABOUT THE KA-CHINGS * ANSWER: GO TO DILBERT.COM

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