Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 9th December 2003

Dilbert//5351, first published 23 years ago on Tuesday 9th December 2003

Tags

retired do anything all day long banging head earn money social infrastructure warm tingly sensation guilty

Official transcript

"It's nice to be retired. I'll do a-a-anything I want to do all day long."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IT'S NICE TO BE RETIRED. I'LL DO A-A-ANYTHING I WANT TO DO ALL DAY LONG.

I GUESS YOULL BE BANGING YOUR HEAD AGAINST A WALL TODAY, TRYING TO EARN MONEY FOR THE SOCIAL INFRASTRUCTURE.

DO YOU EVER FEEL GUILTY?

IS IT A WARM, TINGLY SENSATION THAT MAKES YOU WAG?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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