Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 17th January 2004

Dilbert//5390, first published 22 years ago on Saturday 17th January 2004

Tags

concierge hotel slave do naything oo much donate kidney kiss up over trained give pay

Official transcript

"Welcome to the Metrogarden hotel! How may I make your stay incredible?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WELCOME TO THE METROGARDEN HOTEL!

HOW MAY I MAKE YOUR STAY INCREDIBLE?

I WOULD BE DELIGHTED TO IRON YOUR SOCKS, EXAMINE YOU FOR SUSPICIOUS MOLES OR TAKE A SECOND JOB AND GIVE YOU MY PAY.

I THINK THEY OVER- TRAINED YOU.

I'M SHAVED AND PREPPED TO DONATE A KIDNEY.

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Kidney Donation"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a hotel guest, who checks in and is greeted by a receptionist. The guest requests an iron for his socks, but the receptionist misinterprets this as a request to iron moles. The guest corrects the receptionist, explaining that he needs an iron to remove wrinkles from his socks.

The receptionist, still confused, asks if the guest would be willing to take a second job and give him his pay. The guest is perplexed by this request and asks what the receptionist means. The receptionist explains that he is overtrained and needs to donate a kidney.

The guest is shocked by this unexpected request and asks if the receptionist is serious. The receptionist confirms that he is, and the guest agrees to donate his kidney.

The comic strip ends with the guest leaving the hotel, still trying to process the unusual request made by the receptionist.

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