Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 17th January 2004

Dilbert//5390, first published 22 years ago on Saturday 17th January 2004

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Official transcript

"Welcome to the Metrogarden hotel! How may I make your stay incredible?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WELCOME TO THE METROGARDEN HOTEL!

HOW MAY I MAKE YOUR STAY INCREDIBLE?

I WOULD BE DELIGHTED TO IRON YOUR SOCKS, EXAMINE YOU FOR SUSPICIOUS MOLES OR TAKE A SECOND JOB AND GIVE YOU MY PAY.

I THINK THEY OVER- TRAINED YOU.

I'M SHAVED AND PREPPED TO DONATE A KIDNEY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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