Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 22nd January 2004

Dilbert//5395, first published 22 years ago on Thursday 22nd January 2004

Tags

resources project credibility contradiction ruining credibility

Official transcript

"And that's why we can't put any more resources on your project."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

AND THAT'S WHY WE CAN'T PUT ANY MORE RESOURCES ON YOUR PROJECT.

SURE WE CAN.

GAAA!!! WHY DO YOU KEEP RUINING MY CREDIBILITY?!!!

GOOD COP, BAD COP.

IF THERE IS A GOD, PLEASE KILL ME NOW!!!

GUM?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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