Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 8th March 2004

Dilbert//5441, first published 22 years ago on Monday 8th March 2004

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unverifiable prodcutivity phone call built consensus attended meetings set priorities

Official transcript

"This week I achieved unprecedented levels of unverifiable productivity."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THIS WEEK I ACHIEVED UNPRECEDENTED LEVELS OF UNVERIFIABLE PRODUCTIVITY.

I MADE PHONE CALLS, BUILT CONSENSUS, DISPLAYED LEADERSHIP, ATTENDED MEETINGS AND SET PRIORITIES.

AND THEN WE HAVE THIS MEETING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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