Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 11th March 2004

Dilbert//5444, first published 22 years ago on Thursday 11th March 2004

Tags

repeat customer rate of recidivism focus on marketing learn from experience free knuckle tattoo nicknames for women free book criminals dumb

Official transcript

"We only have a 10% repeat customer rate whereas prisons have a 70% rate of recidivism."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE ONLY HAVE A 10% REPEAT CUSTOMER RATE WHEREAS PRISONS HAVE A 70% RATE OF RECIDIVISM.

WE NEED TO FOCUS OUR MARKETING ON CRIMINALS BECAUSE THEY DON'T LEARN FROM EXPERIENCE.

ORDER NOW AND GET A FREE KNUCKLE TATTOO PLUS OUR FREE BOOK "1,001 NICKNAMES FOR WOMEN."

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Marketing to Criminals"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a marketing team discussing their approach to targeting criminals. The team's focus is on prisons, where they have a 70% rate of recidivism, indicating that most prisoners will reoffend. The team believes that this demographic is ideal for their marketing efforts because they don't learn from experience.

The strip features a humorous exchange between the team members, highlighting their unconventional approach to marketing. The final panel shows a man ordering a free knuckle tattoo and a book, "1,001 Nicknames for Women," further emphasizing the absurdity of the situation.

Overall, the comic strip pokes fun at the idea of marketing to criminals and the creative ways that businesses might try to reach this demographic.

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