Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 11th March 2004

Dilbert//5444, first published 22 years ago on Thursday 11th March 2004

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Official transcript

"We only have a 10% repeat customer rate whereas prisons have a 70% rate of recidivism."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE ONLY HAVE A 10% REPEAT CUSTOMER RATE WHEREAS PRISONS HAVE A 70% RATE OF RECIDIVISM.

WE NEED TO FOCUS OUR MARKETING ON CRIMINALS BECAUSE THEY DON'T LEARN FROM EXPERIENCE.

ORDER NOW AND GET A FREE KNUCKLE TATTOO PLUS OUR FREE BOOK "1,001 NICKNAMES FOR WOMEN."

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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