Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 16th April 2004

Dilbert//5480, first published 22 years ago on Friday 16th April 2004

Tags

project stauts emails voicemails corner in hallway scampered away sinus stories

Official transcript

"The status of my project is that you ignored five of my e-mails and seven of my voice mails."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE STATUS OF MY PROJECT IS THAT YOU IGNORED FIVE OF MY EMAILS AND SEVEN OF MY VOICEMAILS.

TRIED TO CORNER YOU IN THE HALLWAY, BUT YOU FILLED ALL THE AIR SPACE WITH STORIES ABOUT YOUR SINUSES AND SCAMPERED AWAY.

SPEAKING OF WHICH, HOO- BOY!

I'D LIKE TO HEAR THOSE STORIES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The Status of My Project"

Summary:

The comic strip features a boss who is frustrated with his employees' lack of focus on their work. He is interrupted by an employee who wants to share stories about his sinuses and scampering away, but the boss is not interested and tries to get him to focus on the project. The employee is persistent, but the boss eventually tells him to stop talking and get back to work. The comic strip highlights the challenges of managing a team and getting everyone to stay focused on their tasks.

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