Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 23rd April 2004

Dilbert//5487, first published 22 years ago on Friday 23rd April 2004

Tags

show one house lying real estate agent loser

Official transcript

The real estate agent

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE REAL ESTATE AGENT IF YOU DON'T BUY THE HOUSE I SHOWED YOU, SOMEONE ELSE WILL.

AND EVERY TIME IT APPRECIATES ANOTHER MILLION DOLLARS YOU WILL CRY OUT, "WHY WAS I SO STUPID?!

WHY?! WHY?!" AND I'LL BE ALL, "LOSER!

LO-0- O-SER!" ARE YOU REALLY NOT ALLOWED TO SHOW ME MORE THAN ONE HOUSE?

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