Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 25th April 2004

Dilbert//5489, first published 22 years ago on Sunday 25th April 2004

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international pop star downloaded cd burned guitar poor made no money manager stole

Official transcript

"Your last job was international pop star?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOUR LAST JOB WAS ..INTERNATIONAL POP STAR?

HEY, I RECOGNIZE YOU!

I BOUGHT YOUR NEW CD!

NO YOU DIDN'T.

WHEN I SAY "BOUGHT," I MEAN DOWNLOADED.

EXACTLY. I DIDN'T SELL ONE CD. EVERYONE DOWNLOADED IT.

WEREN T YOU ALREADY RICH?

RIGHT MY BUSINESS MANAGER STOLE EVERYTHING.

YOU COULD PERFORM LIVE.

TOO MANY MUSICIANS, NOT ENOUGH VENUES.

NOW DO YOU MAKE MUSIC FOR THE LOVE OF IT?

I BURNED MY GUITAR FOR HEAT.

I BOUGHT YOUR NEW CD!

NO YOU DIDN'T

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "International Pop Star"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between a businessman and a woman who claims to be an international pop star. The businessman is skeptical of her claim, but she insists that she has sold millions of CDs and performed live. However, she reveals that she has not actually sold any CDs and has only burned her own music for heat. The businessman is shocked and amused by her admission, and the conversation ends with him asking her to leave.

Key Points:

• The woman claims to be an international pop star.
• She says she has sold millions of CDs and performed live.
• She reveals that she has not actually sold any CDs and has only burned her own music for heat.
• The businessman is shocked and amused by her admission.
• The conversation ends with him asking her to leave.

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