Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 28th April 2004

Dilbert//5492, first published 22 years ago on Wednesday 28th April 2004

Tags

spouses get benefits marry each other fluorescent light walls head director of hr save money

Official transcript

Catbert, the evil director of HR

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CATBERT THE EVIL DIRECTOR OF H.R.

MARRIED EMPLOYEES COST US MORE BECAUSE SPOUSES GET BENEFITS.

IF WE CAN GET OUR EMPLOYEES TO MARRY EACH OTHER, WELL SAVE MONEY.

HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED HOW THE FLUORESCENT LIGHT GLISTENS OFF OF WALLY'S HEAD?

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