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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 28th May 2004

Dilbert//5522, first published 22 years ago on Friday 28th May 2004


Tags

budget cut 25% budget cut ulcers heart disease product envy mysterious pustles


Official transcript

"If I cut you product development budget by 25%, what could you develop?"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

IF I CUT YOUR PRODUCT DEVELOPMENT BUDGET BY 25% , WHAT COULD YOU DEVELOP?

ULCERS, HEART DISEASE AND MAYBE MYSTERIOUS PUSTULES.

HOW ABOUT THE PRODUCT ITSELF?

IT WILL ENVY ME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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