Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 1st June 2004

Dilbert//5526, first published 22 years ago on Tuesday 1st June 2004

Tags

evil director illeagal age sex martital status ethnicity fifty year old mongrel spinster

Official transcript

"Evil director of H.R."

"It's illegal for me to ask about age, sex, marital status, weight, ethnicity or disabilities."

"But I can see that youre a fifty-year-old, 145-pund, mongrel spinster with some coordination issues."

"Do you have any problem working on Christmas?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

EVIL DIRECTOR OF H.R.

IT'S ILLEGAL FOR ME TO ASK ABOUT AGE, SEX, MARITAL STATUS, WEIGHT, ETHNICITY OR DISABILITIES.

BUT I CAN SEE THAT YOU'RE A FIFTY-YEAR- OLD, 145-POUND, MONGREL SPINSTER WITH SOME COORDINATION ISSUES.

DO YOU HAVE ANY PROBLEM WORKING ON CHRISTMAS?

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