Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 5th June 2004

Dilbert//5530, first published 22 years ago on Saturday 5th June 2004

Tags

pointy haired overlord requesting descion eat drywall demon fresh one smite

Official transcript

"My pointy-haired overlord sent me to smite you for requesting that he make a decision."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY POINTY-HAIRED OVERLORD SENT ME TO SMITE YOU FOR REQUESTING THAT HE MAKE A DECISION.

HEY!

WHAT THE...?

EAT DRYWALL, DEMON!!!

HEY, IT'S A FRESH ONE!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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