Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 5th June 2004
Dilbert//5530, first published 22 years ago on Saturday 5th June 2004
Tags
pointy haired overlord requesting descion eat drywall demon fresh one smite
Official transcript
"My pointy-haired overlord sent me to smite you for requesting that he make a decision."
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
MY POINTY-HAIRED OVERLORD SENT ME TO SMITE YOU FOR REQUESTING THAT HE MAKE A DECISION.
HEY!
WHAT THE...?
EAT DRYWALL, DEMON!!!
HEY, IT'S A FRESH ONE!
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
The comic strip is titled "A Fresh One" and features Dilbert, a pointy-haired boss, and his employees.
Panel 1:
- Dilbert asks his employee to smite him for requesting a decision.
- The employee is confused and asks what "smite" means.
Panel 2:
- Dilbert explains that "smite" means to eat drywall.
- The employee is horrified and asks if he is joking.
Panel 3:
- Dilbert insists that it's a fresh one, implying that eating drywall is a new and exciting idea.
- The employee is still confused and unimpressed.
Overall: The comic strip is a humorous take on the absurdity of office life and the quirks of Dilbert's character. It pokes fun at the idea of a boss asking an employee to perform a bizarre task and the employee's reaction to it.
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