Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 16th June 2004

Dilbert//5541, first published 22 years ago on Wednesday 16th June 2004

Tags

ebitda acronyms made up

Official transcript

"Hey, Dilbert, what are you doing for the Ebitda today?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HEY, DILBERT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING FOR THE EBITDA TODAY?

THE WHAT?

EBITDA MEANS THE EARNINGS BEFORE INTEREST, TAXES, DEPRECIATION, AND UM.. AMMONIA.

ARE YOU SURE ABOUT AMMONIA?

WHY MUST YOU BE SO ACCRETIVE?

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