Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 20th June 2004

Dilbert//5545, first published 22 years ago on Sunday 20th June 2004

Tags

absorb project zombie employee flakey wide eyed not helpful

Open source transcript

, YOU'LL ABSORB BILL'S PROJECT WHEN HE TRANSFERS.

DON'T WORRY; HE'LL TELL YOU EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW.

THE WHATCHAMACALLIT HAS TO BE WHATEVER OR ELSE THE WHOSITS WILL GO HEY- HEY.

NOW THIS IS EITHER THE BUDGET TOTAL OR A FAX NUMBER.

IT'S ABSOLUTELY CRITICAL THAT YOU... UM...

I LOST MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT.

DO YOU HAVE A LIST OF KEY CONTACTS?

THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN A GOOD IDEA CAN I CALL YOU IF I HAVE QUESTIONS?

YOU CAN TRY.

I LOVE MY COWORKERS, UNTIL THEY TALK.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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