Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 24th June 2004

Dilbert//5549, first published 22 years ago on Thursday 24th June 2004

Tags

resume stole stuff great stuff caught in parking lot technically not stealing buried german tourust guilty crazy admits to bizarreness

Official transcript

"According to your resume, you left your last job because you allegedly stole lots of great stuff."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ACCORDING TO YOUR RESUME, YOU LEFT YOUR LAST JOB BECAUSE YOU "ALLEGEDLY STOLE LOTS OF GREAT STUFF." TECHNICALLY, IF THEY CATCH YOU IN THE PARKING LOT, AND YOU GIVE IT BACK, THAT'S NOT STEALIN'.

AND YOU BURIED A GERMAN TOURIST IN YOUR CELLAR.

ONE TIME!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Technically, You Left Your Job"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a job interview where the interviewer asks the candidate why he left his previous job. The candidate responds that he was allegedly stealing great stuff, but the interviewer points out that this is not a valid reason for leaving a job. The candidate then reveals that he actually buried a German tourist in his cellar, which is a more plausible reason for being fired. The interviewer is shocked by this revelation and the candidate is hired on the spot. The comic strip pokes fun at the idea that people often have ridiculous or unconvincing reasons for leaving their jobs, and that sometimes the truth is more surprising and humorous.

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