Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 24th June 2004

Dilbert//5549, first published 22 years ago on Thursday 24th June 2004

Tags

resume stole stuff great stuff caught in parking lot technically not stealing buried german tourust guilty crazy admits to bizarreness

Official transcript

"According to your resume, you left your last job because you allegedly stole lots of great stuff."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ACCORDING TO YOUR RESUME, YOU LEFT YOUR LAST JOB BECAUSE YOU "ALLEGEDLY STOLE LOTS OF GREAT STUFF." TECHNICALLY, IF THEY CATCH YOU IN THE PARKING LOT, AND YOU GIVE IT BACK, THAT'S NOT STEALIN'.

AND YOU BURIED A GERMAN TOURIST IN YOUR CELLAR.

ONE TIME!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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