Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 26th June 2004

Dilbert//5551, first published 22 years ago on Saturday 26th June 2004

Tags

low pay unpleasant work enviornment applicants miss old days dental plan

Official transcript

I can't find any highly trained job applicants who want an unpleasant work environment and low pay.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I CAN'T FIND ANY HIGHLY TRAINED JOB APPLICANTS WHO WANT AN UNPLEASANT WORK ENVIRONMENT AND LOW PAY.

I MISS THE OLD DAYS WHERE A MAN WOULD BUILD A SKYSCRAPER WITH HIS BARE HANDS JUST TO MAKE YOU STOP HITTING HIM WITH A SHOVEL.

DID THEY HAVE A DENTAL PLAN?

YES. THEY CALLED IT "DUCK!!!"

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Duck"

Summary:

• A man is seeking a job applicant with a "low pay and unpleasant work environment."
• He is disappointed when he meets a man who has a dental plan and is not interested in the job.
• The man asks if they have a dental plan, and the other man responds with a loud "Duck!!!" indicating that they do not have a dental plan.

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