Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 3rd July 2004

Dilbert//5558, first published 22 years ago on Saturday 3rd July 2004

Tags

sublet space business case risks and drivers changed mind

Official transcript

"We only have two people on the third floor. Let's move them to our empty cubes here and sublet the space."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE ONLY HAVE TWO PEOPLE ON THE THIRD FLOOR. LET'S MOVE THEM TO OUR EMPTY CUBES HERE AND SUBLET THE SPACE.

WRITE A BUSINESS CASE WITH ALL THE RISKS AND BUSINESS DRIVERS AND I'LL CONSIDER IT.

I CHANGED MY MIND.

WE SHOULDN'T DO ANYTHING.

I NEED A BUSINESS CASE FOR THAT, TOO.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Risky Business"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic wit and frustration with corporate bureaucracy. In this strip, Dilbert is tasked with writing a business case with all the risks and business drivers, but he's not interested in doing so. He decides to move the empty cubes on the third floor to sublet the space, as he believes it's a better use of his time.

Key Points:

• Dilbert is asked to write a business case with all the risks and business drivers.
• He decides to move the empty cubes on the third floor to sublet the space instead.
• Dilbert's actions are motivated by his desire to avoid doing something he doesn't want to do.
• The strip pokes fun at corporate bureaucracy and the absurdity of some business requirements.

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